14 Universal Realities Of Life As A Married Person

Every relationship is different, of course, but there are certain universal truths about married life that ring true no matter who you love or where you live. 

On Thursday the hashtag #MarriedPeopleIssues was trending on Twitter, giving spouses around the world a chance to bond over shared experiences like arguments about how to properly load a dishwasher and the nightly struggle of sleeping next to a bed hog. Read some of the most spot-on tweets below: 

Her sense of direction is always superior to my GPS (which uses pinpoint accurate satellite technology, btw) #MarriedPeopleIssues

— Youngman Brown (@YoungmanBrown) July 30, 2015

Not realizing that "Do you want some ice cream?" actually means "I want ice cream and I want you to get it for me." #MarriedPeopleIssues

— Hawk (@hawk2973) July 30, 2015

The shocking realization that another human being can be so wrong about how to load a dishwasher. #MarriedPeopleIssues

— Anthony Giffen (@AnthonyGiffen) July 30, 2015

#MarriedPeopleIssues You hang up.. No, you hang up... You hang up.... Noooo, you hang up. They're your clothes. I'm not your maid.

— Sean O Farrell (@sofarrsogud) July 30, 2015

When your wife says "I don't need anything for my birthday." #MarriedPeopleIssues pic.twitter.com/nyH7tYLqQQ

— Joe (@PhantomNuts) July 30, 2015

I was going to comment on #MarriedPeopleIssues but I won't if you don't want me to. I'll do whatever you want. Just tell me already.

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) July 30, 2015

"What do you want to eat?" "I don't know what do you want?!" "Anything." "Italian?" "Not that."(Footsteps walking away) #MarriedPeopleIssues

— Lang Parker (@langcomedy) July 30, 2015

"Let me warm up my freezing cold ice cube feet by putting them on yours while your trying to sleep" #MarriedPeopleIssues

— keith lyle (@funnykeithlyle) July 30, 2015

The slow creep of her clothing across the wardrobe & drawers till you only have one drawer left and she's eyeing that. #MarriedPeopleIssues

— Tim Haselden (@hasmatkid) July 30, 2015

There is an ice cube user and an ice cube tray filler. They are never the same person. #ImTheFiller #MarriedPeopleIssues

— Todd W Smith (@toddwsmith_) July 30, 2015

I'll just share your fries #MarriedPeopleIssues pic.twitter.com/4lcW4P3vtl

— Bill the Butcher (@NotBTB) July 30, 2015

You have a king size bed, but it might as well be half a single for you #MarriedPeopleIssues

— aaronsayswhat (@aaronsayswhat1) July 30, 2015

Everything they've lost is because you've moved it. #MarriedPeopleIssues

— Judge You Harshly (@JudgeYouHarshly) July 30, 2015

11:30PM: "Did you lock the front door?" "Yes" "Can you go make sure?" #MarriedPeopleIssues

— Daniel Adorno (@lucid_ghost) July 30, 2015

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