The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

Each week HuffPost Women rounds up the most hilarious 140-character jokes from women on Twitter we could find to brighten your day. We've got to hand it you ladies, these keep us laughing every single week. For this week's great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

Groundbreaking realization: a man bun is really just a baby man ponytail

— Jen Doll (@thisisjendoll) April 5, 2015

My Twitter clique just consists of me and this pizza.

— Goddess of Mischief (@ShanaRose21) April 6, 2015

Maybe we'd all read more and watch TV less if a book ever told the story of a conventionally attractive person who is weird and single.

— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) April 4, 2015

And for my next trick, I'll turn my strapless bra into a belt.

Ta-fucking-da.

— stalkinghands (@stalkinghands) April 6, 2015

Fun fact: I like to refer to my shoulders as "Broad City"

— Carly Ledbetter (@ledbettercarly) April 6, 2015

I would like to relocate my early morning exhaustion to the time I'm trying to go to sleep.

— Alison Tedford (@alliespins) April 8, 2015

my only requirement for a boyfriend is a willingness to watch the entire fast & furious franchise over and over until the day we die

— Mandy Slamberg (@MandySlamberg) April 8, 2015

as a feminist I am morally obligated to nod sympathetically at the girl on my flight wearing a 1D sweatshirt and clutching a Zayn pillow

— Callie Beusman (@cal_beu) April 8, 2015

How do I adjust my life's difficulty from Rainbow Road to Moo Moo Meadows

— Alexis Wilkinson (@OhGodItsAlexis) April 8, 2015

I want a pet sloth just so I can look like I do anything quickly.

— NotTHATSheila (@peb671) April 6, 2015

If by "adrenaline junkie" you mean I wait til the last minute to charge my phone then yes. Yes I am.

— aka MajorApril (@Faceyspace) April 9, 2015

Yeah, I mean, Coachella sounds chill, but have you guys heard of Netflix?

— Madeline Haller (@madeline_haller) April 10, 2015

When life gives you lemons, throw them at boys.

— Abigail Breslin (@yoabbaabba) April 9, 2015

Remember - you can never UNtell your mom there are a bunch of new emojis.

— Robin McCauley (@RobinMcCauley) April 10, 2015

it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single woman in possession of a decent job has, somewhere, a tote bag full of other tote bags

— Alexandria Symonds (@a_symonds) April 10, 2015

I want to change the world. Into a dragon. Or maybe a hippo.

— Nina Bargiel (@slackmistress) April 10, 2015

But if I go out, who is going to stick their finger in the cat's mouth and ruin his yawns?

— Oblivia (@aveuaskew) April 10, 2015

I spend every morning resetting the passwords I've forgotten.

— Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) April 8, 2015

Guys will never have news to drop with the impact of "I'm pregnant." The closest thing for them is "I have a kidney stone & it's yours."

— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) April 8, 2015

We get it Oxygen network, Kind of famous people have families.

— Allison Frasca (@TheRealAllisonF) April 10, 2015

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